Eggjactly Lyrics

Saare jahaan se achcha
can�t even afford a bloody kachchha
I don�t The Trust The Indians
Sorry ?
Eggjactly!
Sab chalta hai sab bikta hai
Sab chalta hai sab bikta hai

Mera bharat hain mahan
Phir bhi sab hain pareshan
Paisa power hi pehchan
Sab chalta hai sab bikta yahan

Band hain aankhein muh aur kaan
Khol li kursi ki dukaan
Curruption apna imaan
Sab chalta hai sab bikta yahan

India thi sone ki yeh chidiya
Whats that?
Just check the wikipedia
Kya hua? Kab hua? Kyun hua? Kaise hua?
Maal tha hamara par gore khel gaye jua
Cut to the 1947
Jai Hind!
Ab desh hoga heaven
Ding dong the bell
Desh in the well
Heaven hua popat
And now eleven hells

Bhagalpur Bofors Bhopal Lokpal
Gujarat Ayodhya Mumbai ka dekho haal
All is well all is well

Ghanta

Foreign scam Coalgate Cricket ho ya tail
Bigshot jhol karo and take the bail
Politics politics kya hai yeh khel
Upar deshbhakti neeche country for sale

Hum iski lenge hum uski lenge
Woh lende hum denge

Oye BhenCho 2G 3G
Itne saare kaand
Khulte hain jab kaand
Phat jaati hai� pant
What you thaughts

Common Wealth! to dekho pat gayi hai
Aur common man ki jeb kat gayi hai
Main bhi Anna main bhi Anna dum nahi hai
Aur common bhi kuchh kam nahi hai

Doodh wala paav wala tail wala
Rickshaw wala sabzi wala phone wala
Cable wala film wala motor wala
Taxi wala raddi wala istri wala
Jhoothe ka hai bol bala
Kaam hai sara jhol wala
Jhol jhol jhol jhol

Khambhe se bijli churaate
Heroine ke pimple ko bhi
Dekho yeh headlight banaate
Paani mein hai doodh milaate
Sabzi mein hain ghaas khilaate

Mera bharat hai mahan
Phir bhi sab hain pareshan
Paisa power hi pehchan
Sab chalta hai sab bikta yahan
Band hain aankhein muh aur kaan
Khol li kursi ki dukaan
Curruption apna imaan
Sab chalta hai sab bikta yahan

Babes
Kitne minute ho gaye?
Aaa two and half minutes
How the long should it be?
Aaa ten inches
You bloody paavli kam I mean the songs
Oho four and half minutes
Itne shabd nahi hain mere paas
Ek kaam karo
Yahaan ek music peice ghused do

Sorry
Eggjactly

Mera bharat hai mahan
Phir bhi sab hain pareshan
Paisa power hi pehchan
Sab chalta hai sab bikta yahan


Band hain aankhein muh aur kaan
Khol li kursi ki dukaan
Curruption apna imaan
Sab chalta hai sab bikta yahan

It hurts by the heart
to say ki meri country ki lag chuki hai waat
Sau mein se ninnyanabe beimaan phir bhi mera Bharat mahan
But on the other hands
Ek imaandar to baaki hai
Ummdde par duniya kayam hai
Lekin kayam to churan bhi hai
Sorry
Eggjactly